The Phantom Menace: A trade deal goes wrong
Attack of the Clones: Anakin is told not to do the thing and does the thing
Revenge of the Sith: Anakin is denied his promotion and goes on a killing spree
Rogue One: An expose of dated file sharing technology
A New Hope: Luke applies his farming skills to destroying superweapons
The Empire Strikes Back: Our heroes spend two hours trying to get to that rendezvous point
Return of the Jedi: Luke finally bonds with his estranged father
The Force Awakens: Two random people who run into each other in the desert save the Resistance
The Last Jedi: Rey spends the movie learning that the force is more than moving rocks and ends up having to move rocks
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