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Granted, but your the only user on the internet.

I want to be rich. YOLO!

You wealth is damaged by the PAYDAY gang

i wish for fourchinners to become egoraptor

Granted, they die.

faggot

You did not "wish" specifically for anything, so the genie you are asking this to turns you into a bunch of sticks and/or a cigarette.
I wish I had the POIFECT gaming computer.

Granted. The computer is made of jello. You jelly?

I wish a nuclear winter.

Granted. Fallout 4 on december 25 2299.
i want everything about console peasants to die.

Granted, genocide ensues.

I wish for clean socks.

Granted, but one was lost in the dryer.

I wish for all terrible music to be removed from existence.

Granted. Your favorite music disappears and Justin Bieber's legacy lives on.
I want a lyra plushie

Granted. She's used, horribly, horribly used.

I wish for a Doge responce.

wow
such grant
very faggot
many gtfo
very waste of time
sad doge
also i can repair her :D
i wish for a desert eagle mixed with a smith and wesson and a .44 magnum

granted…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….it explodes

I wish for ea again

it appears in your anus
i wish for a gun that has infinite ammo, doesn't jam and is made of the hardest material known to man

It's yours. When you try to shoot it though the recoil is much stronger than expected; you break both your wrists and shoot yourself in the groin after the gun discharges when you drop it.

I wish for an actual real life ban hammer.

granted
you ban yourself
i want super robo jesus to be confirmed so he can eat the NSA

Granted. He eats the NSA but the NSA was secretly ran by Daft Punk. You just killed Daft Punk.

I wish for a Kuratas mech.

It develops emotions, goes rogue, and kills you.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.

idgaf about daft punk

granted
the dr. pepper has cancer and the secret ingredient is death juice

I wish the last guy made a wish.

Granted, but he wished for death and destruction to everything in existence.

I wish for zero wishes.

Too bad! You get one, and it says to destroy everyone in the omniverse, forcing you to roam the earth alone until you die.
I wish that I had some really cool Japanese candies.

Granted; it tastes like sadness and you get explosive diarrhea.

I wish for a red ink pen.

granted, it's your blood.
i wish for everything to be ponified

Granted. Unponified Daft Punk buys some VX warheads and kills all ponies.
I wish for a lightning staff that cannot harm me whatsoever.

Granted. The lightning staff kills anyone within a 5m radius…

I wish for a Gold DeLorean!

It only reaches 87mph

I wish for a perfectly generic object of no practical use.

Granted.

I wish for the elimination of poverty.

Granted, but we are now talking about EA again.
I wish the next guy doesn't corrupt my wish.

Granted, it isn't as fun as you'd thought it'd be.

I wish for an image of an adult, human, woman in lingerie.

Granted, Here's a link for yea.

I wish for a rule 34 image here on this thread.

Granted. Here's a picture right from R34 Paheal.

I wish I had a fancy looking rapier.

Granted. It's really fancy, but it breaks easily.
I wish I had absolute cooking knowledge.

Granted. You will never get fresh ingredients.

I want the world to be like an anime.

Granted, but you're the first one to die.
I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted. It's a crappuccino.
I wish animation wasn't so hard.

Granted, but voicing the animation now becomes ridiculously difficult.
I wish for a comfortable, flawless and immovable pillow.

Granted. Now everyone is better than you in Animation.

Granted. The pillow is now in your head and you choke until death.

I wish for a better nickname.

Granted. Nobody notices.
I wish for the announcement of a pun so terrible, it makes the whole world cringe.

Granted. Someone makes a pun of this pun and it is far worse. The world goes into a state of total catastrophe.

I wish some fruit juice.

Granted. Here's some apple juice.

I wish for a plasma cannon.

Granted. It explodes after the first shot.

I wish for more bananas.

Granted. They're a rare poisonous variety that will kill you if you eat them. Also, they happen to be combustible, so try to keep them away from open flames.

*ahem* I wish I had a working portal gun.

granted. the universe implodes
i want a penetrator

Granted, but it penetrates you.
I wish Christmas was here already!

granted. your gifts are socks and one is missing
i want my 10 dollars back from bossa studios.

Granted. Word goes around that you were unsatisfied with Surgeon Simulator 2013 and fans of the game are now hunting you down.

I wish that I had the ability to bring fictional characters to the real world.

Woah.
wot
they aren't that fanatical
and i actually put a steam support ticket in saying i was unsatisfied

I wish you made a wish that DOES NOT include death/destruction.

genericChampion: Granted, the characters you want to have sex with won't, the characters you want to be friends with hate you; all other try to kill you.

TheOpt1onal: Granted, you feel unbelievably depressed.

I wish for a cookie.